Jessierowe (jessierowe) wrote in patparker,
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Patricia. <3

How sweet it is to be in the presence of this woman every day at 7:50 in the morning.

Last semester I hardly knew her, for I sat in the back.. but this semester I sit in the front and she is marvelous.

Her room often smells like shit, and Mr. Becklehimer visits nearly every morning.

It's okay though.
Her appearance makes up for it.
Even Kelley Adkins made the statement "Everyone masturbates, even Mrs. Parker!" To which she simply giggled and never tried to deny it.
She IS the definition of a true woman.
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