Log in

PAT PARKER FANS [entries|friends|calendar]
we are the fans of Patrica Parker.

[ website | parkerlove ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

:-P [26 Sep 2004|09:19pm]

Here piggy, piggy, piggy...
/ lovepat.

[01 Jun 2004|07:16pm]

Today in class, Michael Moore and Lexi were talking, so Pat gave them EXTRA busy work. One of those graphitti worksheets we used to do in middle school. They were told to color it and then write a poem about it on the back of the paper. Since Michael's was a telephone, I'm sure he'll come up with something nice and perverted about phone sex and whatnot. I'm awaiting his masterpiece.
/ lovepat.

Patricia. <3 [30 May 2004|01:27pm]

How sweet it is to be in the presence of this woman every day at 7:50 in the morning.

Last semester I hardly knew her, for I sat in the back.. but this semester I sit in the front and she is marvelous.

Her room often smells like shit, and Mr. Becklehimer visits nearly every morning.

It's okay though.
Her appearance makes up for it.
Even Kelley Adkins made the statement "Everyone masturbates, even Mrs. Parker!" To which she simply giggled and never tried to deny it.
She IS the definition of a true woman.
/ lovepat.

[29 May 2004|01:48pm]


As a black, pat parker taught me that even teachers are subject to racial bias. Pat taugt me that even black jewish lesbian like the two of us could make it in the public educatio system. Then she raped me. Then stole my soul through my anus. Pat Parker is an example to black teachers everywere.

God bless you Pat!


/ lovepat.

[29 May 2004|10:01am]

Yesterday my Pat let me put in "The Jimi Hendrix experience" and we listened to it almost the entire mod, except it wasn't gangsta enough for Kristen Harker. Ah, yet another reason to love dear Patty.
/ lovepat.

Poem for Pat [29 May 2004|12:12am]

[ mood | Hungry for Pat ]

Dearest Patricia:
Thine class hath been wonderful.
Thy face brightens every day.
I desireth thee, O Pat
Thy mind is large.
However, O most wonderful Pat
Thy class is boring
Thine taste in music lacks, thereof
Mine classmates are hicks
Wherst will the madness end?
Wilst thou ever stop insulting
Mine intelligence with busywork?
I desire thine pink supple lips, Patricia.
Now and forevermore.

/ lovepat.

[ viewing | most recent entries ]